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Top 10 Ways To Fail Your Driving Test by Kevin Gallen
 

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Top 10 Ways To Fail Your Driving Test
 by: Kevin Gallen


1) Challenge the instructor to a drag race at Deadmans Curve after the test finishes

2) Insist on playing your own mix tape really loudly while driving

3) Rev the engine and beep the horn furiously if any kids wave at you through the back window

4) Slow down and whistle and holler at any attractive people. Question the instructors sexuality should he/she disapprove

5) Tell the instructor you only drive sports cars and cant be seen driving the test car

6) Ask the instructor has he ever come across a talking car such as KITT in knightrider

7) When asked to turn left, turn right instead, when asked for an explanation. say, "Oh you mean my left"

8) When asked if you are sitting comfortably and can reach the pedals, bend down, touch them with your hands and say, "Yep, no prob"

9) Ask the instructor to duck down when passing by a group of your friends as you feel he/she may be bad for your image

10) Ask the instructor if its possible to travel back in time in any delorean or would you have to make some adjustments after you buy one. Also ask if you need to apply for a different license for timetravel

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This article was posted on October 18, 2006

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